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A BREAKFAST BAR/BAT MITZVAH

TOM’S, INEZ’S, ANN’S FIRST? (SECOND, THIRD, PERHAPS FOURTH?) FAILURE TO CONDUCT A SUCCESSFUL BAR/BAT MITZVAH... EACH HAVING BECOME A PITIFUL CONCLUSION OF ITS OWN DESTINY...

THIS ONE ?... THE CONSEQUENCE OF A RARITY OF THE CHICKEN YARD... PARTHENOGENESIS... THE YARD NOT BEING TOO FAR FROM THE REGULAR YARD OF BRENDA’S NUT FARM WHERE THEY ALL WORKED - CRACKING, PICKING, AND SORTING NUTS... BUT THEN - SO IT TURNS OUT - NOT FAR ENOUGH...

THE MOTHER, THOUGH HERSELF NEVER HAVING TOUCHED THE GROUND; RAISED KOSHER TO BOOT, HAD NO HUSBAND... SO THE STATUS OF HER OVER-EASY PROGENY - FRIED, SUPPLIED AND APPLIED FROM BEHIND TO THE TOP CENTERS OF THE TRIO’S HEADS (BY THEIR HALF-SISTER, FULL-TRICKSTER, NAUGHTY BETTY - REMNANTS FROM HER UNTOUCHED BREAKFAST)... UNBEKNOWNST TO POOR TOM; FOUND HIM IGNORING THE HEAT AND THE GREASE... REASONABLY ASSUMING HE HAD BEEN PROVIDED A LAST-MINUTE YARMULKE...

THE ILL-FATED PARTY ENDED PRIOR TO BEGINNING... A NON-RATIFICATION TIMES THREE - ONCE AGAIN - AS SO MANY PRECEDING - BECOMING AN UNNUMBERED STATISTIC...

IT WAS ALL VERY COMPLEX... ONE WOULD HAVE HAD TO HALF BEEN THERE IN ORDER TO COMPREHEND...