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A NOT SO NEW YEAR'S BABY

IT WAS NEW YEAR'S DAY... NOT THE ROSH HASHANAH ONE... THE OTHER ONE... AND NAUGHTY BETTY... DISORIENTED AND CONFUSED AT THE ONSET OF MENOPAUSE (AND NO TELLING WHAT ELSE)... LETTING OFF STEAM GENERATED FROM AN ANNOYING AND UNPREDICTABLE, MYSTERIOUS INTERNAL HEAT BUILD-UP... THINKING PURIM MAY HAVE BEGUN... AND DRESSED ACCORDINGLY; HAVING NO CLUE SHE SHOULD HAVE RENTED A STORK FROM THE PETTING ZOO DOWN THE ROAD FROM THE NUT FARM, DRESSING HERSELF IN ONE OF COOKIE'S HAND-ME-DOWN DIAPERS...

MEANWHILE, SEEMS THE HOLY MOTHER - THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE - TRAVELING INCOGNITO, HAD LINGERED FOR A BRIEF RESPITE ON BETTY'S BRIM DURING WHAT HAD ENSUED AS HER AMARANTHINE FLIGHT FROM EGYPT... AN ETERNALLY PUNISHING CIRCUMNAVIGATION OF THIS, OR SOME OTHER WARMING GLOBE OUT THERE... AND, FOR AN UNRESOLVED CRIME, TO BOOT - SOME POTENTIALLY GENETIC CONTRAVENTION WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN, AND NEVER WOULD BECOME DETERMINED...

NAUGHTY BETTY AND THE HOLY MOTHER... TOTALLY UNAWARE OF ONE ANOTHER... THE STORK DOWN THE ROAD... THE CANS OF DEL MONTE BEANS BENEATH THE ROW OF LIBBY'S SWEET PEAS IN AN OKLAHOMA KUM-N-GO STORE NEAR THE ARBUCKLES... FORD REPORTING EARNINGS AFTER THE BELL. COVERING SHORTS... NANCY PELOSI'S RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED, DYED ONYX 30 MILLIMETER BEADS...

TIPS OF ICEBERGS...