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SO - HERE THEY WERE, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, LITTLE MEG JENKINS, LEOMODGE WASHINTEN, LEOMODGE’S PET, MARTHA ANN, AND INEZ MARTINEZ... ARRIVING FULL-BLOWN... UNKNOWINGLY PROGRAMMED TO SEED THE EARTH... IF NOT THIS ONE, THEN ANOTHER... THEIR FATHER’S HOUSE HAD MANY MANSIONS...

JUST HAVING STEPPED OFF THE PLANK OF ONE OF THE POTENTIALLY COUNTLESS ARKS OF NOAH... ALL ON NEARLY DRY LAND NOW - AN AREA WHICH COULD ONE DAY BECOME SEATTLE...

IT WAS THE DE-BOARDING OF A CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE SHIP... WAY WAY PRIOR TO ONE HAVING BECOME BOARDED... (OR, WAY WAY FOLLOWING - WHO NOSE? DOG KNOWS !)... LUGGAGE MISPLACED... INEZ JUMPING, YAPPING, SNARLING, HUMPING... MARTHA ANN IN LABOR, SQUIRMING, SCRATCHING, PECKING, CLUCKING... ALL A BIT CRANKY AND HUNGRY, TO BOOT! MEG HAD BEEN LATE DELIVERING LUNCH... HER EYES WILD FROM A FLEETING VISION THE CONDENSED MILK WOULD EVENTUALLY COME TO BE KNOWN AS CARNATION... BUT, THEN, BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL...

AND THE PLANK? IT SANK... BURIED AND UNSEEN FOR AN AMOUNT OF TIME REQUIRED TO BECOME PETRIFIED... A FARMER?, A WHITE ONE... NEAR PONCA CITY, OKLAHOMA WOULD ACCIDENTALLY EXCAVATE IT, THEN USE IT TO PRY OUT HIS OVERLY CORPULENT VIETNAMESE MAIL-ORDER WIFE STUCK IN A TOO SMALL WALK IN TUB WHICH SHE HAD MISTAKENLY ORDERED BY HOVERING HER CURSOR OVER THE WRONG ICON WITH HER MOUSE...

AND A NEWLYWED SCIENTOLOGIST LESBIAN COUPLE PASSING BY FROM SEATTLE? BOTH HAVING RECENTLY UNDERGONE GENDER REASSIGNMENTS... PULLING A U-HAUL ON THEIR HONEYMOON... JUST HAPPENING TO HAVE A CAN OF CRISCO... AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON...

IT WAS ALL BEYOND COMPLEX... IN ORDER TO EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND, ONE WOULD HAVE HAD TO AT LEAST HALFWAY BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNINGS TO THE END.